Dumb Ways To Die (Music Video)

'Space Oddity' by ISS Commander Chris Hadfield

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Underwear Goes Inside the Pants

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

Do you know what's not natural?

80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.

But we got pills for that.

We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,

but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.

Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.

I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.

Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"

Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.

Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:

people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.

I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?

That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.

Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.

If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?

What's going to happen to our porno industry?

These women don't just grown on trees.

It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.

And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.

You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.

Terrorists masterminds.

Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?

They're not masterminds.

"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"

"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"

"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.

Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?

Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.

An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.

The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.

"How'd you get through it grandpa?"

"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.

I'll sit at a drive thru.

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.

Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.

You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the bag. Take it!

Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.

Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

Of course not.

You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,

"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,

but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.

There are homeless people everywhere.

This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.

I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.

And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.

Why am I judging this poor bastard.

People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.

Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?

Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.

I walked behind this guy the other day.

A homeless guy asked him for money.

He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.

People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.

This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.

Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.

I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.

I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.

Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

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Six Underground (Music Video)

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Jay-Z Illuminati Puppet?

I have always been a little bit on the fence about these accusations against entertainers such as Madonna, with her occult Super-Bowl halftime show, and rappers like Jay-Z who clearly employ copious amounts of secret society symbolism. Are they really evil, deliberately spreading secret messages and brainwashing the masses, or is this stuff simply stage props? Are they actually members of secret societies, pawns doing the bidding of dark cabals, or just entertainers trying to make a buck by capitalizing on conspiracy theory?

Make sure you watch this to the end. I don't know about absolute proof, but I think what we are seeing and hearing is a little more than just a gimmick now having heard how this video ends...



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NY Subway Live Portrait

Uploaded by mybs86 on Jan 3, 2012

okay- what you are about to watch is a true new york experience. what originally started out as a typical nyc subway ride (sitting across from guy who smelled like urine) turned into an awesome performance by two people who have never met before. i captured the whole thing on video.

the singer continued with another great song after the entire subway car demanded an encore. her name is jessica latshaw- make sure to check out her music.

Herd Mentality

I was recently debating my pet hot-button issue of the month, drug testing of welfare recipients. My opponent made the logically-void argument that their position was correct, because nearly 3 million people have voted in favor of drug testing the poor, while I voted in the minority of less than 150,000 people who are against the drug testing laws. I have seen this same sort of argument made many times, over various issues, that that the majority is always right. This same mentality is why our Constitution has been reduced to nothing more than a scrap of paper. After all, the Constitution is there to protect ideas that are not popular. Popular ideas don't need to be protected. But let me stop myself there before I go off on a little rant about the lessons of logic and liberty, and instead show you this clear example, that even the most simple-minded among the sheeple might grasp the lesson of...

12 Extremely Disappointing Facts About Popular Music

1. Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix

2. Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10

3. Ke$ha's “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single

4. Flo Rida's “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles' “Hey Jude”

5. The Black Eyed Peas' “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song

6. Celine Dion's “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record

7. Same with Shania Twain's “Come On Over”

8. Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album

9. Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johnny Cash, and Tom Petty combined

10. People actually bought Billy Ray Cyrus' album “Some Gave All…” 20 million people. More than any Bob Marley album

11. The cast of “Glee” has had more songs chart than the Beatles

12. This guy exists.

 

"All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach." -Adolf Hitler

'Terrorist?' by Lowkey

I don't really go for racism in any form, even counter-racism, but this video does have some validity.

What Did Obama Say???

Republican rebuttal:

Payday Monsanto - Vampire Killer (Music Video)

Hip Hop for open Minds. aka Payze Duez, http://www.myspace.com/payze Truth is Treason in the Empire of LIES. Ron Paul won ALL gop debates. Media continues to ignore Ron Paul (media conspiracy from the left & right paradigm). Paul is the front runner. The globalist are in a huge panic over the fact that the world is waking up to the crimes of the New World Order. Join Ron Paul & the INFO WAR alex Jones before you are starving to death or martial law is declared. The bad guys will run the world until a majority wake up & make personal sacrifices. Statues & acts are not law & need your consent (like stating your name or showing ID).Comet Elenin Investigate robert menard johnny liberty mary croft john harris haley bazley robert christy winston shrout froid psychology huxley philosophy think free birth certificate citizen claim of right constitution tax application legalese sovereign illegal lawful strawman statues acts blacks law dictionary tpuc lawyer society unalienable rights commerce maritime admiralty common ucc uniform commercial code contract consent civil corruption central bank property employee franchisee karma atman brahman reincarnation enlightenment united states passport legal fiction register court judge property imf wto foreclosure social security medicaid medicare debt consent blacks law society freeman on the land sovereignty osama bin laden death al qaeda terrorist haarp chemtrails fema coast to coast am gas oil price middle east 2012 conspiracy terror food crisis gold silver revolution inflation ron paul obama zeitgeist disaster riots protests jobs alex jones retaliation prison planet info wars nature corporation wikileaks climate change police state meditation constitutional jesus christ justin bieber lady gaga ufo's aliens tea party rand paul jesse ventura david icke gerald celente max keiser mayan spirituality free tibet china tyranny terrorism consciousness world war 3 buddhism tao zen god truth justice knowledge wakening up wise slavery history freedom fluoride peace love history terrorism fluoridation science government occupation information deception paradigm matrix law america recession inflation economy stock market bush depression nwo truth vibrations the lion sleeps no more space ipad mac mind control mars moon earth mother martix brain mind drugs pot psychedelic iphone hinduism meditation egypt libya jews israel mayan new york 911 federal reserve zeitgeist lies conspiracy theory sovereign state baseball imf wto rockefeller bilderberg act register world bank apply free federal reserve conspiracy theory slavery islamic yemen pakistan afghanistan syria saudi arabia persians sunni shiite yemen muslim brotherhood islam Anwar al Awlaki iran iraq israel ground zero pentagon 9/11 common maritime admiralty law monsanto seeds farms fda fbi cia homeland security crops cops 2011 fda health rock sovereignty universe planet star illusion paradigm cars homes religion budda martial arts national obama budget profit deficit bankruptcy court police bob chapman linsey williams project camelot avalon graham hancock peter shiff gerald celente sovereignty charlie sheen earthquake tsunami nuclear japan radiation shutdown evacuation meltdown Barium Strontium precession of the equinox universe planet x space earth mars venus galaxy nibiru comet wormwood leonid elenin brown dwarf star nemesis binary solar system galaxy eris volcano may 21 sep 27 11/11/11 tail coma annunaki anunnaki sumerian hopi indians prophecy pole shift magnetic field solar flares sun revelation apocalypse rapture bible code christian blue red kachina tail coma tyche sumerian pakistan fukushima default debt stock market crash peter schiff marc faber max keiser rt dutchsinse NufffRespect oath keepers football jz beyonce tsarion Occupy Wall Street End the Fed alan watts truth movement occupy the fed we are the 99% anonymous OWS scott olsen zuccotti park

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Ravenous (Music for 'Ween)

New From Megadeth!

Tragedy's a Comin'

Uber-funky track from the new Primus album!

Tell the Truth - Immortal Technique (Feat. Mos Def and Eminem)

What's the Frequency Kenneth? - R.E.M.

Eye in the Sky - Alan Parsons Project

Classic conspiracy-theory tune. Put your tinfoil hats on!

Can't Truss It - Public Enemy

I often hear the excuse that "police are only human" when we hear of a case of police violating rights or even killing an innocent person. Yet we NEVER hear that same reasoning when a new law is proposed which gives them MORE power to violate us...

It ain't a black thang, it's a slave thing...

For fans of Boba Fett ( Fett's 'Vette )

Pirate Style *Acid 1988* - The Beat Pirate

Sometimes its so terrible, it's good...

Ring My Bell - Book of Eli

Solara: You know that voice you heard, did it say anything about this?
Eli: We'll get out, both of us.
George: What about us?
Eli: Didn't say anything about you.