7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo

Cracked is great with their humor, wit, sarcasm, irony, and tongue-in-cheek articles, but here is one that is actually pretty much right on the mark. Scary true in other words. They do actually start out with a bit of a disclaimer that "most women" don't actually listen to the advice of Cosmo. I say bullshit. Or at the very least, where the hell are all these non-brainwashed level-headed sensible women? Sure, the girlfriends always start out as the unique exception to the rule of just about every woman I have dated in the past, yet somehow I seem to always wind up dating Rae Dawn Chong.

So, have a crack at this article by Cracked. A little teaser here with the full article linked below.

We get it. Guys are tough to figure out: There's like 24 possible combinations that you can make with 1) beer 2) food 3) sex and 4) sports. No wonder their girlfriends have to resort to lady magazines to gain insight into the buzzing hive that is the male mind. We know most women laugh that stuff off as cheap entertainment not to be taken seriously, but what if they actually did listen to all of the advice?


It'd pretty much turn into a nightmare of paranoia and petty revenge. After all, according to various Cosmo articles...

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