Are Energy Drinks Satanic Elixirs?

We have heard the urban myth that Red Bull is made from bull piss. It's not exactly a myth, it does contain taurine which is an extract of bull urine. But hey, a lot of the things we eat and drink we probably don't really want to know more about than what it looks or tastes like on our plate or in a glass.

Then again, the more processed the stuff is, the more unhealthy it is too. Artificial chemicals are in our food, and most, if not all of our food at this point, is exposed to industrial processes which can turn even organic matter into substances which are dangerous to ingest. At the very least, many of the foods we eat today are stripped of nutrition, so we eat empty calories, and get fat, but we are actually starving to death on a nutritional level at the same time. Yes, you read that right, fat Americans are actually starving to death. If you don't believe me, maybe you should take the time to read this article.

Ever wonder why Americans seem to be so tired all the time, in the past decade or two? It's because the food isn't really food anymore. It's stripped down to maximize profits, give the illusion of food so it doesn't look like Americans are starving to death, and then of course we wonder why we are sick all the time now facing exploding healthcare costs, which of course means even more profits for the corporations.

"Everyone is stuffing themselves with hot pockets and cheeseburgers on the go until they finally burn out on the energy drinks that have reeked havoc on their system but kept them running into overtime while starvation set in, like burning high octane in a motor without any oil left in it." -M. Van Wagner

So, back to the energy drinks. People are tired all the time now from poor health and poor diet, but rather then actually fix the problem, the corporations introduce the quick-fix, the band-aid for the bullet hole so to speak. Energy drinks. Short term solution that actually makes things worse in the long run. But in the short-term it will maximize the productivity of the sheeple artificially, while in the long term making them sick and shortening the lifespan of the average American.

Of course, coffee has been around for years so is there really a plot to burn out people's life systems on energy drinks? Well, we know that even coffee has taken on a sort of new life in recent years. No longer the post of mud sitting in the corner of the teacher's lounge, oh no. Today is has become a thriving element of popular culture. All sort of flavorings and processes and branding to get people drinking the stuff just to keep up with the Jones' so to speak. To be like their peers. Of course, we have really seen that take off the same way with energy drinks, particularly among young people. So much so that kids are now mixing it with alcohol and dieing  of heart attacks. Companies were even selling energy drinks pre-mixed with alcohol, though that has been outlawed in some states now.

Okay Captain, let's cut to the chase here. Maybe the stuff isn't all that good for you, but it's a free country. Where's your proof that these are "Satanic Elixirs?"

Okay, maybe not "proof" in a word, but given everything I just pointed out above, this video here is a real thinker...



But wait, maybe you need something a little more "in your face" so to speak. Notice that the monster label uses a cute little crucifix for an "o." But what's above that, what is that symbol hanging out above the cross? Some slash marks?